Sex with a 28 Stone Man!

Or not as the case may be. My friend laughed out so loud when I told this old story, I thought i'd share it with you dear diary readers:

Now what does a professional escort do when she arrives at a clients address is guided on the phone up the stairs, walks into the bedroom to come face to face with said client and he is flat on his back, stark b****ck naked on the bed and..... complete with oxygen and 28 stones heavy?

I kid you not.

Well it's not multiple choice so I will tell you exactly what I did. I kept an absolutely straight face, cracked one of my biggest smiles and said Hi, I'm 'M'. Ever the professional I sat and had a good old getting to know you chit chat with what turned out to be a rather interesting person asked him what he would like to do and when he said he wanted me to ride him I got naked too and did my best to oblige.

However, Stop! Have you ever tried shagging a 28 stone man? Thought not.

Well neither had I, and the minute I tried to straddle him I knew we had a problem.. as in I couldn't. He was just too big for me to manouvre my body. Not meaning to be rude but it was like sitting asride the biggest horse you can imagine and not quite being able to get your legs round.

Hang on. Rewind! First of all I had to work out how to get his dick inside me. Easier said than done. You see his belly was in the way, hanging down like he was carrying quadruplets. I needed more than two hands to push all the the rolls of fat up and out of the way and hold it there while at the same time monouvering his cock into me.

The minute I let go to guide him inside the rolls of fat would come rolling down. Apart from the fat, (sorry, I mean fact) that he was just so wide it was like sitting astride a bucking bronco that I couldn't quite sit straight (or comfortable on).

So I tried a new tactic starting by standing up with a plan of gently lowering myself onto his prick but that didn't work either. His humungous belly was just in the way.

I don't like to be defeated but I can tell you I tried every which way you can think of (he just lay there). It was like climbing over this big climbing frame, I was positively sweating.

In the end I wanked him off and aimed his spurting come at my tits.
We both had a laugh about it all. However. Never again.

UKEscortGirl
Having a blast.